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"You're gonna be okay..." - Ellen Degeneres

Posted Sun, May 31 2009 - 9:36 pm by dykeAdmin

Ellen DeGeneres' Tulane University Commencement Speech 5/16/09

Judy Carter Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:03 pm by dykeAdmin

"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. I had a great time with...THEM. Great! Now they don't think you're queer ~ just a big slut!"

Roseanne Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:03 pm by dykeAdmin

"They say that lesbians hate men. Why would a lesbian hate a man? They don't have to fuck them!"

Kate Clinton Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:00 pm by dykeAdmin

"I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir."

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:00 pm by dykeAdmin

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Ellen DeGeneres Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:00 pm by dykeAdmin

"I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals."

Lea DeLaria Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:00 pm by dykeAdmin

"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."

Dawn French Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 9:00 pm by dykeAdmin

"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."

Kate Clinton Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 8:55 pm by dykeAdmin

"I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times."

Lea DeLaria Quote

Posted Wed, Feb 17 2010 - 8:55 pm by dykeAdmin

"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."

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